I'm shocked -- shocked, I tell you! -- that Willie Nelson was caught smoking dope. In Texas!
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Sales were up on Black Friday. Really?
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It snows in Bend. Sometimes it snows in Bend all Winter long. Get used to it.
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"Don't worry. Sales will be better at Christmas." Wow. Thanks for the information. I would never have made that part of my planning, if you hadn't told me.
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"Burlesque" is apparently not a great movie. Tell me it isn't so, Cher!
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"Marines most resistant to openly gay troops."
Oorah!
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Flat screen T.V. prices are going down. Just like they did last year. And the year before....
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Father to three boys who start to open the door to the store. "You don't want to go in there! You don't even read!"
Gee....I wonder why.
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"Couch Potatoes Resistant to Change."
Could that be because they like to stay on the couch?
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Sales were up on Black Friday. Really?
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It snows in Bend. Sometimes it snows in Bend all Winter long. Get used to it.
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"Don't worry. Sales will be better at Christmas." Wow. Thanks for the information. I would never have made that part of my planning, if you hadn't told me.
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"Burlesque" is apparently not a great movie. Tell me it isn't so, Cher!
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"Marines most resistant to openly gay troops."
Oorah!
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Flat screen T.V. prices are going down. Just like they did last year. And the year before....
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Father to three boys who start to open the door to the store. "You don't want to go in there! You don't even read!"
Gee....I wonder why.
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"Couch Potatoes Resistant to Change."
Could that be because they like to stay on the couch?
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