NEWS JUNKIE
Went out for my fix this morning. Needed my rush of news along with my caffeine. It wasn't there. My eyelid started twitching.
Called the man, got a busy signal. My caffeine was drained, but I hadn't headlined yet. I started to sweat. Drove to the nearest market. Wasn't there.
Started to shake. I was ready to buy my fix on any old street corner. I didn't care.
Nowhere to be found.
Finally, as my vision was beginning to dim, I bought myself a dose of methadone -- I mean, the Oregonian. The sweats and twitches have subsided.
But I'm still jonesin'
Did ANYONE get their Bulletin this morning?
Went out for my fix this morning. Needed my rush of news along with my caffeine. It wasn't there. My eyelid started twitching.
Called the man, got a busy signal. My caffeine was drained, but I hadn't headlined yet. I started to sweat. Drove to the nearest market. Wasn't there.
Started to shake. I was ready to buy my fix on any old street corner. I didn't care.
Nowhere to be found.
Finally, as my vision was beginning to dim, I bought myself a dose of methadone -- I mean, the Oregonian. The sweats and twitches have subsided.
But I'm still jonesin'
Did ANYONE get their Bulletin this morning?